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happilyeverelys: fatboydownthestreet: likechelss: OMG, I wouldn’t mind flying if this was on every plane..  and i love planes even more now. i bet this from china, smart ass people. its called first class on cathay lol
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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
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Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

whatsgoingon12:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(via whatsgoingon12)

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
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When someone is talking at the movies

 

Lol

(Source: toodopetoexist, via christinetruong)
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